"You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretend that it’s him."
- (via o-fucking-k)
(Source: m-e-ghan, via vodkacupcakes)
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
if u wear heels to school i have a few questions:
"How cruel, your veins are full of ice-water and mine are boiling."
- Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights (via wordsnquotes)
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool